The Perspective of an Anthropomorphized Brushed Metal User Interface Theme

I haven't actually downloaded iTunes 5 yet, but nonetheless had a good laugh at Daring Fireball's dramatization of iTunes 4's UI theme ("brushed metal") getting the shaft.

Brushed Metal: Calculator? I’m out of iTunes and you tell me I’ve still got Calculator? When is the Special Event scheduled for the next version of Calculator? Oh, that’s right, there is none, because no one gives a shit about Calculator.