Wednesday, August 31, 2005

Tube Gossip 2005 Recap

Seen here a scant six days ago, I bring you more priceless gems from Tube Gossip. This catches me up back to the beginning of 2005.
  • I never know what to say. I just stand there and look at her tits.
  • He does well for himself, considering he's an effeminate, bisexual pimp.
  • I reserve the right to be rude to ugly people, particularly ones who dress like that.
  • I don't like all this peasant-chic. I know real peasants and they don't dress like that.
  • He has absolutely massive hands... they are like waffles.
  • Luke actually says "LOL" when he thinks something is funny... freak.
  • You're just some jumped-up cockney bitch who talks out of her backside.
  • You have to admit that Satchmo was a pretty stupid nickname.
  • She's desperate to get broadband and I think we both know why.
  • This is where Thomas the Tank Engine comes to die.
  • Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie.


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