Tube Gossip 2005 Recap

Seen here a scant six days ago, I bring you more priceless gems from Tube Gossip. This catches me up back to the beginning of 2005.

• I never know what to say. I just stand there and look at her tits.
  
• He does well for himself, considering he's an effeminate, bisexual pimp.
  
• I reserve the right to be rude to ugly people, particularly ones who dress like that.
  
• I don't like all this peasant-chic. I know real peasants and they don't dress like that.
  
• He has absolutely massive hands... they are like waffles.
  
• Luke actually says "LOL" when he thinks something is funny... freak.
  
• You're just some jumped-up cockney bitch who talks out of her backside.
  
• You have to admit that Satchmo was a pretty stupid nickname.
  
• She's desperate to get broadband and I think we both know why.
  
• This is where Thomas the Tank Engine comes to die.
  
• Eventually, everyone in Asia will get adopted by Angelina Jolie.