Onion vol. 41 #4

Wednesday == Onion day.

• Terrifying Sea Monster Turns Out To Be Even More Terrifying Amphibious Monster
  
  
• Infograph, on the Huygens space probe's discoveries on Titan
  
  • Enormous lake of methane dumped there by Pacific Gas and Electric in 1971
    
  • Another probe that got lost on its way to Mars; way to go, Mars probe
  
  
• Breathalyzer Big Hit At Cop Party
  "Hey, hey, hey, hey, it's my turn—gimme that or I'll shoot ya," said a besotted Sgt. Bill Dugan as he pawed at the breathalyzer in Officer Jack Ermi's mouth.
  
  
• The Onion In History, Jan. 30, 1968
  Martin Luther King: 'Perhaps We Shall Not Overcome After All'