Trailer Trial

Via jwz, this story from CNN: Attorney meets the 'jury pool from hell' while interviewing prospective jurors for a case involving trailer park violence in Tennessee.

Right after jury selection began last week, one man got up and left, announcing, "I'm on morphine and I'm higher than a kite." ...

Another would-be juror said he had had alcohol problems and was arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer. "I should have known something was up," he said. "She had all her teeth."