Rumor: iProduct Coming Soon!!

Via jwz, the Next Big Thing from Apple: iProduct. OMG, it really sounds great. I wonder what it'll look like!

You know you'll want it. And you know you'll pay big for it. Steve Jobs could take a dump, put it in an off-white plastic case, add two grey buttons and a small LCD display, and you'd pay $600 for it. Just fucking admit it.