Car Talk Credits

I caught a little of an old favorite on the car radio today: Car Talk. Funny yet informative, I'm surprised every time at how much those guys make me laugh. At the end they read their spoof/wordplay credits, with some new ones I hadn't heard before. When I got home I looked them up on the web, and was rewarded with a full credits page, including many I've never heard on the show.

Following are a few favorites - I much prefer the wordplay names over the faux-celebrity names. (If you're slow like me, saying them out loud may help you get the joke.)

• Appointment Secretary II - Amadeus O. Early
  
• Bail Bond Provider - Freida Gogh
  
• Caffeine Addiction Counselor - Bruno Moore
  
• Chief Procurement Officer - Emma Chizzit
  
• Conflict Resolution Specialist - Yvonne Apeesamey
  
• Director of Gender Studies - Amanda B. Reckondwyth
  
• Director of Pollution Control - Maury Missions
  
• Ebay Specialist - Selma Junkoff
  
• Fact Checker - Ella Fynoe
  
• Head of Working Mother Support Group - Erasmus B. Dragon
  
• PR Director - Bea Esser
  
• Staff Activities Coordinator - Dewey Hafta
  
• Staff Cat Feeder - Ken Opener
  
• Table Saw Operator - Les Digits
  
• Town Criers - Nina Clark and Alice Well