Twisty's Junk Mail

Twisty Faster, my favorite spinster aunt blogger of all time, is mad at her junkmail, which reportedly amounts to exactly 100% of her mail. As usual, she has a solution or two for the problem. (Oddly, however, she neglects to blame the patriarchy. Maybe that's just assumed.)

An identical effect, from both the forests' and the catalog companies' perspective, would obtain if they simply cut down the trees and shipped them directly to the landfill, leaving me the fuck out of it. I have, in fact, suggested this cunning scheme to several of the mail-order catalog companies. In response they sent more catalogs.