Monday, July 25, 2005

Shisno

From the always clever and funny machinima series Red Vs. Blue, a new obscenity: "shisno". Allow the Church and Gary the talking computer to explain (from episode 54).

Church: You don't know anything about the aliens that programmed you?
Gary: CORRECT. INSTEAD THEY FILLED ALL MY MEMORY BANKS WITH INFORMATION ABOUT THE GREAT DESTROYER AND HIS RACE.
Church: You mean humans.
Gary: THAT IS NOT WHAT THEY CALL YOU. BUT CORRECT.
Church: Why, what do they call us?
Gary: [Pause...] SHISNO.
Church: That's an insult, isn't it?
Gary: PERHAPS THIS CAN BEST BE EXPLAINED IN THE FORM OF A KNOCK KNOCK JOKE.
Church: [Sighs]
Gary: KNOCK KNOCK.
Church: Who's there?
Gary: YOU ARE.
Church: "You are" who?
Gary: YOU ARE A DIRTY DIRTY SHISNO. HA HA HA.
Church: Alright. What does it mean?
Gary: WHAT IS THE MOST FOUL-SMELLING ANIMAL ON YOUR PLANET?
Church: Umm... a skunk. Wait, so "shisno" means skunk?!
Gary: NOT EXACTLY. DOES A SKUNK DEFECATE?
Church: Yes.
Gary: AND DOES THE SKUNK'S DEFECATION IN TURN PRODUCE ITS OWN EXCREMENT?
Church: Oooh! No!
Gary: THEN THERE IS NO EQUIVALENT FOR SHISNO IN YOUR LANGUAGE.
Church: Gross.
Gary: LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must now go support those guys by buying the season 3 DVD.

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