The 'It Burns When I Pee' Movement

Via Pandagon, the latest in health consultations.

Given that the ultimate form of medical consultation appears to be amateur videotape, why not start the It Burns When I Pee movement? Videotape yourself peeing, and then send it to Coburn and Frist. At the end of the tape, ask them, "Doc, why does it burn when I pee?" Given their expertise and interest in the everyday medical issues of Americans, you should receive an answer on the Senate floor within days.