Hello, I am peanut butter!

Mimi Smartypants made me laugh harder tonight than I have in quite a while. Maybe I'm tired; maybe I'm just in the right mood; dunno. The whole entry is good, as always, but I'm referring in particular to the last section, "MASTER OF PUPPETS".

"Hello, peanut butter!" I reply. "How's life treating you?"
"Fine," says the peanut butter.