Getting Lieberman More Rush Action

Apparently Joe Lieberman hasn't gotten much support via the "netroots" Democrat campaign donation site, ActBlue. According to Jesus' General, he's only gotten $359 from the site, compared to almost a quarter of a million dollars for his primary opponent, Ned Lamont.

Thankfully, the General has some advice for Joe on how he can leverage his $359 to get more coverage (so to speak) by Rush Limbaugh:

Fortunately, there is another way to get more play on Rush's show. You see, Rush has a problem getting laid. That's why he spends thousands of dollars traveling to foreign capitols of prostitution. Surely, he'd do anything you want if you could get him a little for free.

Now $359 isn't going to get you much. After paying for a room and taxi fare, I doubt there'd be enough left over for a hand job. You'll need to cut some corners. I suggest that you spend it all on a wig, a dress, a few boner pills and some fake breasts and do the job yourself. The beauty of this plan is that everything but the Viagra is reusable. You can use it all again to entertain the entire Fox News staff. You know John Gibson, Brit Hume, and Bill O'Reilly aren't getting any either.

Well, I hope you'll consider taking this advice. It might sound a little "out there" at first, but if you think about it, you've been servicing Our Leader in much the same way for almost six years now.