Onion vol. 41 #12

YAO (Yet Another Onion).

• Child Walks Out On Toy Non-Proliferation Talks
  The elder Feits raised concerns that Corinne had accumulated enough dolls to entertain herself 10 times over, and certainly more plush toys than could be safely accounted for. Corinne countered that she did not have nearly as many Bratz dolls as her classmate Jenny Holmes, arguing that she had the right to pursue a relative degree of parity in the toy race.
  
  
• What Do You Think?, on Oil Drilling In Alaska
  "But... but where will there be pristine and untouched wonders left for me to drive my GMC Yukon through?"
  
  
• Infographic, on The New SAT
  Test offers unfair advantage to students who are smart
  
  
• EPA To Drop 'E,' 'P' From Name
  "We're not really 'environmental' anymore, and we certainly aren't 'protecting' anything," Johnson said.