How Much Is Inside?

Via jwz, an awesome site that answers the question man has pondered throughout the ages, "How Much Is Inside?" Which goes to great lengths to answer that question for:

• Goldshlager
  

  The gold flakes swoosh around like a billionaire's snow-globe, attracting thirsty adults and nesting birds.

  
  
• Print Cartridges
  

  I was already busy collecting the images I wanted to print...a wide variety of porn! After a long and tiresome sorting process alone in my room, I had a wide assortment of 8x10 inch images ready for printing.

  
  
• Magic Shell
  

  Simply put, magic shell is awesome. It is ACTION FOOD! It forms a hard shell when put on top of ice cream, which protects it from burrowing insects and mites. It is the perfect way to make ice cream more fun & your classmates jealous.

  
  
• A Keg
  

  Unfortunately, they only sell kegs with beer in them, and that much beer was certain to have a deleterious effect on our study.
  
  We decided to do the same thing that NASA does: Invite a hell of a lot more scientists to help out. I printed off some fliers and handed them out at a nearby petrochemical engineering convention.

  
  
• And much, much, much more