Sunday, February 27, 2005

RaspBerry Bushes

Via jwz, the story of this year's anti-Oscars, the dishonors given by the Golden Raspberry Award foundation, the Razzies. Looks like a sweep for Halle Berry (for "Catwoman") and George W. Bush (for "Super Dumbassman", I mean, "Fahrenheit 9/11").

According to the official results, Catwoman got:
  • WORST PICTURE
  • WORST ACTRESS IN A LEADING ROLE (Halle Berry)
  • WORST DIRECTOR (Pitof)
  • WORST SCREENPLAY

And Fahrenheit 9/11 got:
  • WORST ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE (George W. Bush)
  • WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR (Donald Rumsfeld)
  • WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS (Britney Spears)
  • WORST SCREEN COUPLE (George W. Bush & EITHER Condoleeza Rice OR His Pet Goat)

IMHO, Halle redeems herself entirely for attending the ceremony to accept her Razzie in person, even repeating her Oscar(tm) acceptance speech, including tears.
She thanked everyone involved in "Catwoman," a film she said took her from the top of her profession to the bottom.

"I want to thank Warner Brothers for casting me in this piece of shit," she said as she dragged her agent on stage and warned him "next time read the script first."

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