Onion Vol. 42 #21

Just one little pearl Onion today. In fact, I wouldn't bother at all, but any reference to the chupacabra cannot be ignored!

Infographic: Preventing Illegal Immigration

• Place "Welcome to Canada" signs at Mexican border to confuse illegal immigrants into walking south
  
• Shut down power grids nationwide, pretend we're not home
  
• Invent legend of Border Chupacabra, which eats anyone not in possession of valid U.S. passport