Defending From Reality

From Bob Harris' blog: Bush dispatches National Guard to defend the border with Reality.

In a move White House staffers describe as an attempt to shore up his remaining support, President Bush last night announced his intention to send National Guard troops to line his administration's increasingly fragile border with Reality.

...In last night's address, the president took his case to the American people that Reality is "out of control," and as a result he is dispatching "five schmillion" National Guard troops to patrol its borders.

..."The use of the military, however, does not mean that this is militarization," the president added, pretending to drink from an invisible teacup.