Saturday, December 24, 2005

The Chronic(what?!)cles of Narnia

Parnell & Samberg: Lazy Sunday
A really funny Chris Parnell rap (with new cast member Andy Samberg) on Saturday Night Live last week: "Lazy Sunday". Now available free for your online viewing pleasure at either the iTunes Music Store (Apple iTunes player required) or NBC.com (under Videos).
Lazy Sunday, Wake up in the late afternoon
Call Parnell just to see how he’s doin’
Hello? What up Parn? Yo, Samburg what’s crackin’?
You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? NARNIA—man it’s happ’nin’
But first my hunger pangs I’ll stick it like duct tape
We’ll hit up Magnolia And mac on some cupcakes
No doubt, that bakery’s got all the bomb frostings
I love those cupcakes like McAdams loves Gosling

Two no six no twelve — baker’s dozen!
I told you that I'm crazy for these cup-cakes cousin
Yo where's the movie playing? Upper West Side dude.
Well let's hit up Yahoo Maps to find the dopest route.
I prefer Mapquest. That's a good one too!
Google maps is the best. True dat, double true!

68th and broadway, step on it sucka!
What ya wanna do Chris? Snack attack, motha-fucka!

The chronic-what-cles of Narnia!
We love the chronic-what-cles of Narnia!

Yo stop at the deli, the theater's over-priced,
you got the backpack, gonna pack it up nice,
don't want security to get suspicious,
Mr. Pibb and Red Vines equals crazy delicious!
I reach in my pocket, pull out some dough,
girl acted like she never seen a 10 befo'
It's all about the Hamilton's baby!
Throw the snacks in a bag, and I'm ghost like Swayze.

Roll up to the theater, ticket-buyin while we're handling,
you can call us Aaron Burr, from the way we're dropping Hamiltons,
Punks in our seats Movie trivia’s the illest
What friends alum starred with Bruce Willis?
We answer so fast it was scary
Everyone stared in awe when we screamed Matthew Perry
Yo quiet in the theatre or it’s gonna get tragic
We ‘bout to get taken to a dream world of magic

The chronic-what-cles of Narnia! (X4)

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