Wednesday, June 01, 2005

Onion Vol. 41 #22

Peanuts characters protest closing of Camp Snoopy

This week's Onion.

  • Pentagon Announces Plans To Close Camp Snoopy
    "I heard a rumor that I'm going to be shipped out to the Lego Imagination Center," Coordinating Concessions Manager Steve Voorhies said. "I'm still in shock. I had a distinguished food-service record here -- a record I could be proud of -- and now some desk jockey at the Pentagon sends me to the mall's South Avenue quadrant? It's bullshit."

  • What Do You Think? The Stem-Cell Bill
    "If Bush vetoes this bill, I'm going to veto him! With a bumper sticker, of course."

  • Infographic: Green Products
    • 10,000 Tomorrows, the reusable toilet paper
    • Rats, "nature's garbage disposal"
    • Kleaner Wieners, the hot dog made from 100 percent post-consumer meats

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