Onion vol. 40 #46

Ashcroft Loses Job To Mexican

This week's Onion is out. Highlights:

• What Do You Think?, on Arafat's Death
  "If Palestine needs a hard-line religious nutjob to fill Arafat's position, our old attorney general is looking for work."
  
  
• The Onion In History, Nov. 18, 1920
  
  • Wal-Market Refuses To Sell Ebony Jazz
    
  • Bolsheviks Divide Tundra Wasteland Equally
    
  • Chaplinesque Rapscallion New Leader of Germany's National Socialist Party