Tuesday, November 09, 2004

Onion #44.5

Bush, God's Tool
God Puts His Tool Back Into Office

Looks like The Onion had a minor update sometime after the election. No new full stories yet (those should be tonight or tomorrow), but some classic one-liner headlines.

  • America Comes Out Agin The Gay Marryin'

  • Bush Does Victory Lap Around World Trade Center Site

  • MoveOn CurlsUp InCorner

  • Poll: Youth Totally Meant To Vote In Record Numbers

  • Despite Republican Victory, Bush Supporter Has Tiny, Tiny Penis

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