Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Couldn't Happen to a Nicer Bastard

You've heard, right? Sure you have. DeLay is OUT! Since you can't see me dancing today, I present instead a quick rehash of my favorite DeLay links.
  • 3/24/05 - Without DeLay
    The only partisan witch hunt underway is being carried out by the Republicans, who have trashed the ethics process to protect Delay and have retaliated against their own colleagues for admonishing Delay.

  • 4/13/05 - What Do You Think? Embattled Tom DeLay (Onion)
    "There's a big difference between the letter of the law and the spirit of the law. Sure, he broke both, but there's a big difference."

  • 4/27/05 - Guess What—It's Tom DeLay's Frisbee Now (Onion)
    Don't tell me the Washington Mall is the official property of the people of the United States. I am Washington! That's right... keep talking. You can talk until you're blue in the face for all I care—it's not going to get you this Frisbee back.

  • 5/5/05 - Tom DeLay Is Going DOWN
    ...I hope. His troubles are continuing, that's for sure.

  • 9/7/05 - Hurricane Tom
    Suppose Tom DeLay is heading to my 2nd grader's elementary school, carrying a machete in one hand and a spiked club mace in the other. His eyes are wild, his back is hunched, and he is growling an unending stream of obscenities, through which phrases like "blood, blood!", "mess them up" and "KILL!" are readily audible.


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