Onion Whiff

This week's Onion doesn't have much worth recommending. The one funny bit was a What Do You Think? on the New Medicare Plan.

Criticized as needlessly confusing, the new Medicare prescription-drug program, Medicare Part D, went into effect this week. What do you think?

• Michelle Halley, Crossing Guard
  "I’ve gone through all the paperwork at least 10 times, but no matter how I fill it out, I always end up on page 35M5, Line 18, which just says 'Fuck You, Grandma.'"
  
  
• Cameron Feng, Systems Analyst
  "Does this cover the dog’s pills? Because those are the ones I take."
  
  
• Ben Chisholm, Motorcycle Mechanic
  "The new Medicare plan is far too difficult to make sense of, which is why I have chosen to die earlier than I had initially planned."