Tragicomic Rabbitude

Saw this tonight on Heather Havrilesky's Rabbit Blog, and it made me laugh. It's sad because it's from before, so it's still bright-eyed and optimistic, but it also made me laugh.

Vote for the tall guy, you know, the sane one, the one with some ideas in his skull, the one with some sense of dignity, the one with some need to care for human beings outside of his rarefied circle of self-serving dickcheeses, the one who doesn't sound like a bemused fifth-grader with stolen candy in his pockets, the one who's less likely to make the entire globe snicker loudly when they listen to him speak, that is, when they're not fearing for their goddamn lives. Vote for the smart one, the one who won't make you cringe one day, when your kids ask you if you voted for him. Vote for the one who won't go down in history as a frightening puppet whose puppet masters fucked everyone with impunity.

The human will do. Vote for the human! The taller one, he's the human. Vote for him!