A New Post For My Pants

Via A Tiny Revolution, a link to Top 176 Star Wars Lines Improved By Replacing A Word With "Pants".

A sampling:

• I sense the conflict within you. Let go of your pants!
  
• I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants.
  
• Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants.
  
• These aren't the pants you're looking for.
  
• I am altering the pants. Pray that I don't alter them any further.
  
• Take care of your pants, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, isn't it.