Haiku Error Messages

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
You've surely seen these before, but they are really funny. I looked this up because Kid #1 is studying poetry, including haiku, in school. And here's something you may not have known: it's not just one of those anonymous e-mail jokes that mysteriously spring to life, although that's what I always thought it was. There are plenty of sites still today that list these (mostly) without attribution. The original source? Salon. In fact, there's even an article about the hijacking. Now you know.

A crash reduces
your expensive computer
to a simple stone.